Ouchy

With a spinning, numbing, grumbling feeling.

I whisper to myself, "Damn" and "Ouchy".

Where are my meds?  I sense it coming...

Out of the dented can I come: Grouchy!

Erection

Live life

with an erection.

Draw every breath

with fond affection.

Drop the phone

and put both hands on the wheel.

Don’t sweat the scrapes,

trust me, they heal.

Don’t settle for warm,

cook it HOT!

When you hear “Go.”

Give it all you’ve got!